Camel Spiders, America's No. 1 Threat in Iraq.

Camel spiders scatter all over the Iraqi dessert and pack a nasty bite. Their bite is not lethal for humans, just painful and really ugly . They deposit a poison into their prey with their bite. The poison numbs the helpless little creature and the Camel Spider eats the shit out of it. No wrapping it up with silk and saving it for later like you may think. For people their poisonous bite becomes a hard puss deposit under the skin that has to be removed like a giant pimple or splinter. I will spare you bite videos I found, they are really gross. Our brave men and women who are deployed out there spend what seems to be a considerable amount of time playing with these hideous creatures.

After YouTubing most of my day away on these Camel Spiders vs. US Soldier relationship I can't help but think these solders behaved similarly as boys playing with bugs in their backyards in Missouri. Finding an unhealthy amount of enjoyment watching ants fry from the hot beams of a magnifying glass. That obsession then turned into killing an animal in the name of sport. Which then turned into giving a homosexual a good beating because they are really homosexual. At some point this unfortunate, right wing, god-fearing, home-schooled, redneck feels the need to use this built up frustration and anger and instead of shooting up a Walmart with the gun they bought at Walmart they join the army. To kill poor helpless people. How my mind wanders.

More realistically, I think that a boy with a bug fascination is more likely to grow up and join the Army to eventually become a man fascinated with bugs, in this case Camel Spiders. In other words, a kid that likes to play outside in dirt and with bugs are more likely appreciative of the depressing lifestyle the arm services has to offer. Here they are thinking they are going to do awesome shit like in the commercials and now they are getting their laughs off watching a mouse get strangled by a Camel Spider. Can we bring these guys home already. It is costing me money.















- Johnsville

P.S. - When I lived in LA, I saw this girl who was bitten by a spider, like right next to her vagina, and it literally looked like there was this demon testicle growing out of her thigh. What would manifest next? I never found out! - Cory